One American
Presidential candidate says, “We HAFTA have free trade exactly as the WTO
dictates we HAFTA do it, because we HAFTA make America great again.”
The other candidate says, “I agree, and we HAFTA defend our
partners overseas, so we HAFTA bomb more people to achieve
peace. Remember HAFTA worlds out to destroy our Liberty. Counting me, but the Justice
Department says I can get out
of jail free. You HAFTA love me. Signed Hillary.
The American CEO says, “That sounds great to me but we HAFTA
outsource all the labor to compete and we HAFTA slash benefits for every
employee below me to support your campaigns but only if you HAFTA taxes on our
profits, please.”
The Japanese engineer says, “We can make any product HAFTA
size. I don’t even HAFTA squint my eyes.”
The Chinese production manager says, “We can make it for
HAFTA rice and you HAFTA sell it for twice the price, but don’t touch it or it
will leave you sterilized.”
The retailers around the world say, "We HAFTA close
HAFTA locations and layoff HAFTA employees to compete with the World Wide Web
or our brand will lose demand and our stock options will drop dead."
The economist puts on a rosy pair of shades and says,
"We’ll hire them all back by next year when we're outta’ the red, as
part-time temps if the market improves, a miracle happens, and we're not in a full
blown recession yet, or all dead from debt. Don't print that last part I said."
The trucker sitting at a diner off I-90 says, "I
could make a living at this if diesel were HAFTA price." And a whole
trucker chorus puts down their coffee cups at once and chimes in, "That
would be nice.”
The manager shouts, "Keep it down in there! I HAFTA call
my brother in Pakistan who’s wearing a suicide vest tonight, and it's so far
from here I HAFTA dial twice. Jesus Christ!"
The North
Korean prison camp laborer says, “I'll
HAFTA cut sleeping to two hours you say because I HAFTA ship a million
knock-offs to America by Friday.”
The Russian oligarch says, “I can make HAFTA delivery
disappear. You'll HAFTA make call to Boris and Natasha, my dear. Is there any
more vodka in here?”
The climate scientists in the Arctic says, “I froze HAFTA
brain cells I have left to determine, absolutely, and for certain that we HAFTA
cut our CO2 emissions or HAFTA planet will drown in the sea, increasing HAFTA
solar reflectivity. Shh, keep that last part a secret, please.”
The other candidate says, “I agree, and we HAFTA defend our partners overseas, so we HAFTA bomb more people to achieve peace. Remember HAFTA worlds out to destroy our Liberty. Counting me, but the Justice Department says I can get out of jail free. You HAFTA love me. Signed Hillary.
The American CEO says, “That sounds great to me but we HAFTA outsource all the labor to compete and we HAFTA slash benefits for every employee below me to support your campaigns but only if you HAFTA taxes on our profits, please.”
The Japanese engineer says, “We can make any product HAFTA size. I don’t even HAFTA squint my eyes.”
The Chinese production manager says, “We can make it for HAFTA rice and you HAFTA sell it for twice the price, but don’t touch it or it will leave you sterilized.”
The retailers around the world say, "We HAFTA close HAFTA locations and layoff HAFTA employees to compete with the World Wide Web or our brand will lose demand and our stock options will drop dead."
The economist puts on a rosy pair of shades and says, "We’ll hire them all back by next year when we're outta’ the red, as part-time temps if the market improves, a miracle happens, and we're not in a full blown recession yet, or all dead from debt. Don't print that last part I said."
The trucker sitting at a diner off I-90 says, "I could make a living at this if diesel were HAFTA price." And a whole trucker chorus puts down their coffee cups at once and chimes in, "That would be nice.”
The manager shouts, "Keep it down in there! I HAFTA call my brother in Pakistan who’s wearing a suicide vest tonight, and it's so far from here I HAFTA dial twice. Jesus Christ!"
The North Korean prison camp laborer says, “I'll HAFTA cut sleeping to two hours you say because I HAFTA ship a million knock-offs to America by Friday.”
The Russian oligarch says, “I can make HAFTA delivery disappear. You'll HAFTA make call to Boris and Natasha, my dear. Is there any more vodka in here?”
The climate scientists in the Arctic says, “I froze HAFTA brain cells I have left to determine, absolutely, and for certain that we HAFTA cut our CO2 emissions or HAFTA planet will drown in the sea, increasing HAFTA solar reflectivity. Shh, keep that last part a secret, please.”
The research scientists says, "I HAFTA get a government
grant to tell you if HAFTA glass is empty."
And the other one says, "I HAFTA get a government grant
to tell you if HAFTA glass is full, debatably. Write that 7-digit check care of
me."
The Pope says, "We HAFTA save the planet. It's
all up to us. That's what Jesus said in Matthew 6:25,
it's there, somewhere you’ll just HAFTA trust me on this. I'm speaking ex
cathedra. I'm speaking ex cathedra.
Just kidding, but I'm really serious."
The Dalai Lama says, "He has so much compassion, I'll
HAFTA blow that crazy Argentinean a kiss."
The Patriarch of the Orthodox Church says, "We
HAFTA keep in touch more often, but we HAFTA find
a better place to go. I can’t decide which is worse Castro or Guantanamo. You
HAFTA gimme a call, and let me know.”
A homeless dude asks the three guys in silly hats as they
walk by, "Hey, brothers, can you spare a dime or get me high?" But they
all just keep walking. And Jesus looks down and says, "Now, that ain't
right, you HAFTA do more works and less talking. One of these days their all
gonna' HAFTA see the Light. Now, I HAFTA go see 'bout a call from a Pakistani
guy. Weird, right?"
Fifteen-hundred miles away a Lakota man lights some sage and
says, “I don't understand wašíču HAFTA the
time they say they love me then take HAFTA land they promised by treaty. I
suppose, as long as they leave HAFTA Social Security in our casino all I need
understand, is that the Great Spirit has the winning hand. Go on, try your
luck. You never know. Press the flashing button. You bet ten and you win! A
buck. That's for the buffalo.
Many days travel across big waters, HAFTA continent of Europe
says, “We HAFTA help these helpless refugees” while the others say, “We HAFTA
stop these migrants in their tracks” Angela Merkel asks, “Who's gonna pay to
send these poor people back?” The European Union says, "Der Bundesbank
haben das money sack. Veel HAFTA pay you back. Veel keep track."
Down in the Peloponnese, a distant descendant of Leonidas shakes his head and says, "I'll HAFTA sell more
feta cheese to all these Persian chaps. Austerity sucks like bringing Spartan
living back." Ain't that a laugh?
The Basque turns to his
clansmen, which number twenty to twenty-five, and said, “We HAFTA have our
independence to thrive just like the Irish tried.”
An Irishman shout across the English Channel, “You HAFTA be
out of your fucking mind! Give us a whiskey, love; I HAFTA get pissed for the
night.”
In a desert bunker outta sight, an ISIS recruiter cries,
“Those who drink alcohol must die. You HAFTA wear this dynamite to kill the infidel
who disagree with Allah or Muhammad to reach paradise. Here we'll HAFTA try it
on for size. Now, As-salamu alaykum and
good-bye.”
This isn’t a rap, it's just a list of simple rhymes with the
truth backing it up inside. All that is hidden will HAFTA be revealed in time.
Let's see what’s happened since the murderer committed “suicide” and burned his
21 victims alive... Weird, right? They did, now, you HAFTA see the light.
Back in the Land of the Free, the American working man says,
“I'm only working HAFTA hours and I'm gonna’ HAFTA get another part-time job by next week.
We haven't saved HAFTA money we need for our retirement."
His son says, “I can’t make HAFTA student loan payment this
month even HAFTA I move back home. All this debt is fucking bent!”
His wife says, "Screw the government! It seems we can
only afford HAFTA house, HAFTA kids, and HAFTA car my mother and father had."
Her father says, “You should kiss the flag and be glad. I
HAFTA take a shit and an $8,000 pill or can’t go without it. Now, I HAFTA sell
the house and car to buy a camper with your mother by my side who can't
remember my Goddamn name HAFTA time.”
Her mother says, Oh, my! Does that strange man HAFTA use such
language at the dinner table? Ooh!, I've fallen and I can't get up! I'm not
able.”
People look at me and say, "I don't understand HAFTA
shit he writes about HAFTA time. I am sure he'd HAFTA be out of his mind, and I
am being kind."
And I shrug my shoulders and say, "You HAFTA do the
research and the math, then you'll HAFTA come back tell me what you find.
Otherwise, you're just one of the blind. Mind that pit it’s deep and wide."
A shout cries out across the countryside, "That's all
bullshit! He's full of it!" Then IMF director leans back at his desk,
clear his throat, and says, “We HAFTA keep them all drowning in debt. HAFTA
clerk checked on our Korean prison profits, yet? We’ll take the gold. You keep
the check.”
The Mexican worker says, “What the Hell! I HAFTA cross the
border to survive.”
The Immigration officer says, “We HAFTA build a wall, and
make it a mile high.”
The old East German smiles and says, "Oh, now it's your
turn to commit suicide. I HAFTA leave the country tonight. This country's going
down the drain; all the leaders HAFTA be insane! Aufweiderzen!"
And the Wall Street broker says, “You just HAFTA keep rolling
those dice, HAFTA I take my little giant slice.
Thanks for playing so nice. Oh, you lose my friend. You'll just HAFTA come and
play again. Now I HAFTA make my dinner date with all the Presidential
candidates we’ll talk about the politics that will seal your fate. So long,
suckers!”
Little people, mom and pops, worldwide pull out their empty
pockets and cry, "I should never HAFTA trust those mother fuckers again!"
The politicians say, “We HAFTA fix the system we fixed again!
There we put all those matters to an end. Your money is safe, you just HAFTA
put it in like a good American. Yup, it's official, the fix is in."
And all those little people, mom and pops, and suckers around
the world sing, “Thanks, we owe you guys and we HAFTA give you all an Amen!”
Until it all happens again, the only question is when...
So, if someone says you HAFTA do something follow the reason
to the root, if you find tyranny, monopoly, or slavery wearing a three-piece
suit, all you HAFTA do is render them the single finger salute.
The Patriarch of the Orthodox Church says, "We HAFTA keep in touch more often, but we HAFTA find a better place to go. I can’t decide which is worse Castro or Guantanamo. You HAFTA gimme a call, and let me know.”
A homeless dude asks the three guys in silly hats as they walk by, "Hey, brothers, can you spare a dime or get me high?" But they all just keep walking. And Jesus looks down and says, "Now, that ain't right, you HAFTA do more works and less talking. One of these days their all gonna' HAFTA see the Light. Now, I HAFTA go see 'bout a call from a Pakistani guy. Weird, right?"
Fifteen-hundred miles away a Lakota man lights some sage and says, “I don't understand wašíču HAFTA the time they say they love me then take HAFTA land they promised by treaty. I suppose, as long as they leave HAFTA Social Security in our casino all I need understand, is that the Great Spirit has the winning hand. Go on, try your luck. You never know. Press the flashing button. You bet ten and you win! A buck. That's for the buffalo.
Many days travel across big waters, HAFTA continent of Europe says, “We HAFTA help these helpless refugees” while the others say, “We HAFTA stop these migrants in their tracks” Angela Merkel asks, “Who's gonna pay to send these poor people back?” The European Union says, "Der Bundesbank haben das money sack. Veel HAFTA pay you back. Veel keep track."
Down in the Peloponnese, a distant descendant of Leonidas shakes his head and says, "I'll HAFTA sell more feta cheese to all these Persian chaps. Austerity sucks like bringing Spartan living back." Ain't that a laugh?
The Basque turns to his clansmen, which number twenty to twenty-five, and said, “We HAFTA have our independence to thrive just like the Irish tried.”
An Irishman shout across the English Channel, “You HAFTA be out of your fucking mind! Give us a whiskey, love; I HAFTA get pissed for the night.”
In a desert bunker outta sight, an ISIS recruiter cries, “Those who drink alcohol must die. You HAFTA wear this dynamite to kill the infidel who disagree with Allah or Muhammad to reach paradise. Here we'll HAFTA try it on for size. Now, As-salamu alaykum and good-bye.”
This isn’t a rap, it's just a list of simple rhymes with the truth backing it up inside. All that is hidden will HAFTA be revealed in time. Let's see what’s happened since the murderer committed “suicide” and burned his 21 victims alive... Weird, right? They did, now, you HAFTA see the light.
Back in the Land of the Free, the American working man says, “I'm only working HAFTA hours and I'm gonna’ HAFTA get another part-time job by next week. We haven't saved HAFTA money we need for our retirement."
His son says, “I can’t make HAFTA student loan payment this month even HAFTA I move back home. All this debt is fucking bent!”
His wife says, "Screw the government! It seems we can only afford HAFTA house, HAFTA kids, and HAFTA car my mother and father had."
Her father says, “You should kiss the flag and be glad. I HAFTA take a shit and an $8,000 pill or can’t go without it. Now, I HAFTA sell the house and car to buy a camper with your mother by my side who can't remember my Goddamn name HAFTA time.”
Her mother says, Oh, my! Does that strange man HAFTA use such language at the dinner table? Ooh!, I've fallen and I can't get up! I'm not able.”
People look at me and say, "I don't understand HAFTA shit he writes about HAFTA time. I am sure he'd HAFTA be out of his mind, and I am being kind."
And I shrug my shoulders and say, "You HAFTA do the research and the math, then you'll HAFTA come back tell me what you find. Otherwise, you're just one of the blind. Mind that pit it’s deep and wide."
A shout cries out across the countryside, "That's all bullshit! He's full of it!" Then IMF director leans back at his desk, clear his throat, and says, “We HAFTA keep them all drowning in debt. HAFTA clerk checked on our Korean prison profits, yet? We’ll take the gold. You keep the check.”
The Mexican worker says, “What the Hell! I HAFTA cross the border to survive.”
The Immigration officer says, “We HAFTA build a wall, and make it a mile high.”
The old East German smiles and says, "Oh, now it's your turn to commit suicide. I HAFTA leave the country tonight. This country's going down the drain; all the leaders HAFTA be insane! Aufweiderzen!"
And the Wall Street broker says, “You just HAFTA keep rolling those dice, HAFTA I take my little giant slice. Thanks for playing so nice. Oh, you lose my friend. You'll just HAFTA come and play again. Now I HAFTA make my dinner date with all the Presidential candidates we’ll talk about the politics that will seal your fate. So long, suckers!”
Little people, mom and pops, worldwide pull out their empty pockets and cry, "I should never HAFTA trust those mother fuckers again!"
The politicians say, “We HAFTA fix the system we fixed again! There we put all those matters to an end. Your money is safe, you just HAFTA put it in like a good American. Yup, it's official, the fix is in."
And all those little people, mom and pops, and suckers around the world sing, “Thanks, we owe you guys and we HAFTA give you all an Amen!”
Until it all happens again, the only question is when...
So, if someone says you HAFTA do something follow the reason to the root, if you find tyranny, monopoly, or slavery wearing a three-piece suit, all you HAFTA do is render them the single finger salute.
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